Bawsaq.com (2024)

Traded asFull nameDescription AMUAmmu-NationManufacturer of weapons - and reasons to own weapons, Ammu-Nation has zealously defended arms profiteering for over 50 years. BDGBadgerA first-world global communications company with third-world cell phone coverage. BETBetta PharmaceuticalsPioneers of medical breakthroughs like Mollis and the Alco Patch, Betta Pharmaceuticals has tried to keep the American people thin, happy and hard for over 30 years. BFABürgerfahrzeugGerman car manufacturer that, aside from a serious blip between 1939 and 1945, has served mankind well. BINBincoLow-quality clothing at low prices. Where fashion’s rejects come to die. BLEBleeterBleeter is a social networking and microblogging service that found a way to turn the entire world into illiterate journalists reporting on the breaking news of their vapid existence. They, like many popular internet services, have yet to turn any kind of a profit. BRUBruteManufacturer of over-sized, eco-unfriendly vehicles designed for heavy-duty commercial use but mostly driven by soccer moms and drug dealers in busy city centers. BTRBitterSweetThe original handheld weapon of mass procrastination. CNTCNTInternational television network, responsible for groundbreaking programming that leads America straight off a cliff. CRECrevisOutdoor sportswear marketed to the kind of urban consumer who rarely goes outdoors or does any sport. DGPDaily GlobeSensational and innovative fiction delivered in the form of a newspaper. EYEEyefindThe search engine that knows everything about you, mostly because it drives around in cars collecting all your private data. FACFacadeOperating system dictators, software monopolists and licensing racketeers. FRTFruit ComputersPurveyor of white shiny Internet-surfing devices. The world's largest religion. GOTThe Grain of TruthLudicrously over-priced gourmet organic food marketed under the guise of social and environmental responsibility. HALHawk & LittleThe largest firearms manufacturer in the United States, protecting Americans from each other since 1850. HVYHVYManufacturer of vehicles, engines and machinery, once focused on the American market, but now sold in countries that still actually build and farm things. LSCLos Santos CustomsNational leader in car customization, not to be confused with the lovely people who greet you with rubber gloves on arrival at Los Santos International Airport. LSTLos Santos TransitLos Santos Transit owns and operates the public transit system that none of its city's inhabitants actually use. LTDLimited GasolineA one-stop shop for gasoline, candy, potato chips, lottery tickets and soda. The American dream. MAIMaibatsu CorporationA Japanese multinational conglomerate that manufactures cars, electronics, cruise missiles and just about every other product on the face of the planet. The definition of over-diversified. PISPißwasserCheap 11% ABV fighting lager brewed in Germany for export only from rice, barley, hops and the fresh urine of Bavarian virgins. PMPPump & Run Gymnasium Nationwide franchise of gymnasiums marketed primarily to bodybuilders, people wanting to have sex with bodybuilders, and bodybuilders wanting to have sex with each other. PONPonsonbysA chain of luxury clothing and accessories stores catering to the kind of elite consumer for whom price, humility and world poverty are no object. RONRONA multinational oil company, and the people to thank for the scorching hot summers we have everywhere now. SHKSharkA shiny card that offers lifetime membership to the debt slavery club. SHRShrewsburyLeading manufacturer of firearms since the 19th century, including the rifle that either "won the West" or "slaughtered the indigenous population of the West" depending on which state you go to school in. SHTSchysterManufacturer of unreliable mid-range cars that lose half their value in the first year through depreciation and the other half through repair costs. Owned by Germans, bailed out by Americans. SPUSprunkManufacturer of carbonated water flavored with 800 calories worth of synthetic additives and high-fructose corn syrup. SUBSub UrbanSmart-casual, shabby-chic, modern-vintage, mass-produced fashion. As unsure of its identity as the androgynous 20-somethings who shop there. TNKTinkleA North American mobile phone operator with awful North American mobile phone coverage. UMAÜbermachtGerman manufacturer of luxury automobiles. Precision-engineered status symbols for rich people. VAPVapidThe automobile manufacturer that pioneered the great American business model of low-quality mass production. VOMVom FeuerA weapons manufacturer headquartered in Vienna and famous for its pistols, Vom Feuer is an Austrian war icon the American people can get behind. WAPLos Santos Department of Water & PowerSuppliers of the traditional energy sources that keep San Andreas green agriculturally but not environmentally. WIWWiwangA South Korean electronics company whose entire business model is based around creating substandard copies of Fruit's products and releasing them to market a few months later at half the price. WIZWhizA cell phone operator that cornered the market on selling bad service to people with bad credit. WZLWeazelThe mouthpiece through which simultaneous moral outrage and cultural hedonism gets funneled into the living rooms of the American people. ZITZitA commercial mobile phone based music identification service that also helps the government spy on you.