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2. Some glasses that'll create a beautiful table (and help prevent you from dancing on top of it).
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Get the champagne classes for $35 and the glasses for $25 on UncommonGoods.
3. A bill organizer so the electric company doesn't turn off your power.
Again.
Get it on Amazon for $10.
5. A memo elephant so that you never forget.
Get it on Amazon for $24.
6. An alarm clock that'll literally chase you out of bed.
Get it on Amazon for $18.
9. And some house slippers that will finally get you to sweep.
Get it on Amazon for $15.
Available in four different varieties.
10. Some sticky notes so that you can prioritize all the sh*t you need to get done.
11. A wine opener because that lighter-string-screw bottle-opening hack is dangerous!
Get it on Amazon starting at $21.
Also available in black.
13. A cozy bed for your sponge so that it stops sleeping in your sink.
Don't make your sponge sleep around.
Get it on Amazon for $13.
17. A coffee mug that will be your motivation.
Get it from Design Genes Studio on Etsy starting at $17.
Available in 11-ounce and 15-ounce version in black, aqua, and peach.
20. This Amazon button because you can't keep running out of toilet paper all the damn time.
Get it on Amazon for $5.
21. These stickers so you can award yourself when you get grown-up things done.
You're a millennial — you need to be awarded for everything you do.
Get them from Streamline Design on Etsy for $4.
22. A book of form letters so that you can be kinda professional in your correspondence with other humans.
Key word being, kinda.
Get it on Amazon for $12.
25. A grooming kit because, hipster or not, looking all scraggily isn't cute.
Get it on Amazon for $75.
26. A water bottle that'll remind you to stay hydrated because hydration is key...to preventing a hangover.
Get it on Amazon for $24.
28. A first aid kit because mom isn't home anymore, 'cause you don't live at home anymore.*
*Hopefully.
Get it on Amazon for $20.