"Your significant other isn't a human, it's your horse."
1. Clothes
What it means to non-equestrians: Something you wear out, often to make a fashion statement.
What it means to equestrians: A napkin for your horse to rub his face all over. White clothes especially attract horse slobber.
2. Tall Boots
What it means to non-equestrians: Something you wear in the autumn and winter that looks great and keeps your feet warm.
What it means to equestrians: An absurdly expensive pair of boots that will inevitably get very dirty but you guard them with your life.
3. Plastic Bag
What it means to non-equestrians: Something you carry food in.
What it means to equestrians: A demon that, when flapping, could send you flying face first into the dirt.
4. Money
What it means to non-equestrians: Something you use to purchase or pay for things.
What it means to equestrians: Something you don't have any of because you spend it all on your horse.
5. Bridle
What it means to non-equestrians: A piece of equipment used on a horse.
What it means to equestrians: A collection of extremely expensive leather straps that will save your life if your horse takes off with you.
6. Candy Wrappers
What it means to non-equestrians: Plastic that surrounds a piece of candy.
What it means to equestrians: Something that, if crinkled, sends a chorus of nickers through the barn and makes your horse come running to you. They also overflow your pockets and forever live in your washer and dryer.
7. Gloves
What it means to non-equestrians: Something that keeps your hands warm.
What it means to equestrians: Necessary blister protectors.
8. Significant Other
What it means to non-equestrians: A person you have an established romantic relationship with.
What it means to equestrians: Your horse.
9. Hay
What it means to non-equestrians: Something horses like to eat.
What it means to equestrians: Something you get everywhere...in your hair, in your bra, literally EVERYWHERE.
10. Carrots
What it means to non-equestrians: An orange vegetable.
What it means to equestrians: A necessary horse treat you must have stocked at all times.
11. Kiss
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What it means to non-equestrians: A sign of affection between two people.
What it means to equestrians: Something you do to your horse's muzzle and face ALL THE TIME, despite his ticklish whiskers.
12. Mud
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What it means to non-equestrians: A gross, messy thing you generally try to avoid.
What it means to equestrians: Something your horse LOVES to roll in that will leave you currying for two hours straight.
13. Saddle
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What it means to non-equestrians: Something you put on a horse before you ride it.
What it means to equestrians: Extremely helpful seatbelt.
14. Fly Spray
What it means to non-equestrians: A kind of bug repellent.
What it means to equestrians: THE MOST DELICIOUS SMELL IN THE WORLD.
15. Zipper
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What it means to non-equestrians: Something you use to close garments or bags.
What it means to equestrians: A toy for your horse to grab onto and then pull up and down over and over.
16. Bad Day
What it means to non-equestrians: When it feels like nothing is going your way.
What it means to equestrians: Nothing that your horse can't cure.
17. Nicker
What it means to non-equestrians: A misspelling of the word "knicker".
What it means to equestrians: The absolute best greeting you could ever get.
18. Sunrise
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What it means to non-equestrians: A beautiful time in the morning
What it means to equestrians: Something you have seen hundreds of times because you're constantly up before the sun.
19. Best Friend
What it means to non-equestrians: The person who is closest to you who you can rely on for boundless love and support.
What it means to equestrians: Your horse, who loves you and knows you better than anyone else and will always be there for you, no matter what.
